Mr. Edgar

My name is Edgar. I'm in my mid twenties, i'm single and I drink.
There's a line in Othello about a drinker:
"Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast".
That pretty well covers it.

-My name is Edgar and I'm an alcoholic.
-Mr. Edgar this is a boy scouts meeting.
-Is it? Or is that you guys can't admit you have a problem.

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
Fin.